iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm
 

democratically elected benevolent dictator of sheep

mytamponjustfellout:

chiitomero:

When this app glitches, it glitches hard

it just looks like everyone’s current emotion is baby yoshi

zazzletheory:

A red spin on a classic shirt! Available for purchase here, just in time for back to school!

zazzletheory:

A red spin on a classic shirt! Available for purchase here, just in time for back to school!

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

 

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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daftpnk:

not now boner

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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