she’s getting stronger
Someone at Origin forgot to add text…
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
next time, see if can get him to pee out the inscription of the One Ring
If you look carefully it kind of looks like it says I Love You.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
my chopsticks know i’m white
I arranged a job interview at a reputable law firm. What they don’t know is that every word I say in the interview will be decided by a 7 year old boy through a hidden earpiece.